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The urge…to repeatedly splurge…purge
Be brave…and behave
And to the pattern to consistently save…cave
This is how the road to true wealth is paved
Did your mom or dad teach you?
About going number one and going number two?
I remember it vividly, as I was watching Mr. MaGoo
But they never taught me about that number three
And the need to flee…what you’re about to see
They never warned me about the hurl
And seeing my stomach’s contents uncurl
For being so kind…so as to click through and see what you might find
I added one more that came from my mind
I found a sock…wood block…rock…and athletic jock…all on the stove, cooking in my wok.
Be brave…and behave
And to the pattern to consistently save…cave
This is how the road to true wealth is paved
Did your mom or dad teach you?
About going number one and going number two?
I remember it vividly, as I was watching Mr. MaGoo
But they never taught me about that number three
And the need to flee…what you’re about to see
They never warned me about the hurl
And seeing my stomach’s contents uncurl
For being so kind…so as to click through and see what you might find
I added one more that came from my mind
I found a sock…wood block…rock…and athletic jock…all on the stove, cooking in my wok.
I looked at the door and someone had broken the lock.
Then I noticed a monk sitting at the kitchen table wearing a frock.
The only thing that saved me from this shock…was the noise of the
alarm clock.
Like a bag of Chips Ahoy™…I hope my book you’ll enjoy
Like a bag of Chips Ahoy™…I hope my book you’ll enjoy